No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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