I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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