I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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