I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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