Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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