He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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