Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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