I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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