I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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