they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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