I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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