I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
