No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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