We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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