I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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