i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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