If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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