ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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