at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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