Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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