I need help removing her.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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