I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
one two three fourrrrnication!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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