sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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