They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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