what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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