Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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