I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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