You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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