Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Everclear isn't food dammit
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
