3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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