Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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