just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There r osticjed everywhere
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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