lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
