I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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