Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
God gave him joint rollers for hands
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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