Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
