I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Still dying that you shit outside
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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