No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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