One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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