your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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