what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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