i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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