It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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