were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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