Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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