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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.

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• (949): View more from California

  So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.

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  You need to write an essay about this experience.

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  He was even wearing the hat.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.

  (818): View more from California

  Yes. To all of that. Yes.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.

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