This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
