ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Can I color on your dick again?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
