there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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