while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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