guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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