felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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